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1.
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If you
are a Revolutionary War or Civil War reenactor, other reenactors
will plot to steal your bag. |
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2.
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If you
are a single woman, single men will chase you and ask for your
phone number. |
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3.
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If you
are a married woman, other married women will envy you. |
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4.
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If you
are a cat owner, your cat will attempt to hide inside your bag. |
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5.
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If you
are a dog owner, you can smuggle your dog into the movie theater. |
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6.
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If you
are a wall flower, those days are over. |
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7.
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If you
are a commuter on board the subway in New York City, other commuters
will think that you are carrying a bomb and move away from you
thereby giving you a choice of seats. |
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8.
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If you
carry a carpetbag, you will be elected as a senator in New York
State. |
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9.
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If you carry a carpetbag,
all your political aspirations will materialize.
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10.
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If you
carry a carpet bags, you will get into MENSA. |
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11.
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The American
astronaut, Mai Gracious, carried her carpetbag with her on her
recent space shuttle trip. |
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12.
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When the
sunken Titanic was finally located, the only item brought up by
the divers that was in perfect condition was a carpetbag. |
